I know we've all got faces of nemeses in our heads that have taunted us with their words and got away with it. Oh, what would any of us give to have a time machine, right?

Redditor Scared_Plum_593 felt our pain, so he asked the scorned people of the internet to share the most creative insult they've ever heard.

It may be too late to get your old enemies, but the next bad guy better watch out after you finish this list.

What is the most creative insult you've ever heard?
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With over 2,500, here is a sign from the universe that you are not one people should cross.

Let's start with a passive-aggressive masterclass

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Nobody said this list was for the kind

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Dorothy would've told this to Rose on 'Golden Girls'

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Ouch, this one's sharp

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When "finish them" starts playing in your head...

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Thank you Canadian reality television

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How does somebody comeback from this one?

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